Smart enough to know better. Too stupid to stop myself.

Saturday, May 15, 2004

Bueller? Bueller?

So what is this all about?

I'm sitting here at 12:30 AM. . I'm blogging, listening to a Jorge Cruise weight loss CD, and have surfed the following sites in the past 10 minutes.

1. blogger.com
2. jorgecruise.com
3. star987.com (what the fuck?)

Now seriously, what is this all about?

I've always been a night person. I get perky at night. Night=Perky.

But if I'm tired at night, I'm PerkyTired. PerkyTired is like ImpotentHorny.

You can think about it sort of, but you never get anything fucking done.

Anyone else?

I should be more into pills.

Friday, May 14, 2004

Birthday Office Luncheon Stress

So picking a restaurant to make an entire group happy for somebody's fucking birthday can be a high stress situation.

"Not mexican."

"I'm tired of mexican."

"Mexican again?"

DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND. IT'S FORMULA!

MEXICAN = FESTIVE. BORING BIRTHDAY = DEADLY. DEADLY/FESTIVE=MEXICAN!

Ass.

Thursday, May 13, 2004

Blog Envy Strikes

I couldn't help myself. I had to have a blog.
So now what? Say something witty?

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